Meta humor intended to be a nod to the readers of the original webcomic. What a dumb idea!



I was a professional webdesigner during the original single panel run. Gary describes my entire three year experience.



The only thing I miss about that job was that everyone there was family to me.




True story! That chick was either really crazy or really horny! ...Or maybe crazy horny!




This recalls my emotions before I met Holly.




LAN parties were a weekly happening at the ISP!




Counter-strike is a dumb game.




I'm a horribly shy person, yet as a dork I've never had problems with the ladies. Chicks dig fear.




Oh no! Movie references! How 2006!




The real secret is that men aren't as sexually focused as women! I have years of proof!




I was reading a lot of Krazy Kat and wanted to mess with far out environments. I stopped immediately. No one noticed.




Gary is more like a shmoo or a rat creature than a rabbit. I've had people tell me they think he's a pokemon.




This comic is an excuse to draw angry cup-sippin's!




I like drawing weird one shot monster-coworkers. Mein is german and ojos is spanish translating into, "My Eyes!"




He should have kept the moose antler ears!




I thought this would be a beautiful and deep story arc when I wrote it.




The punchline is that ears are now mandatory parts of the uniform. So now everyone has them. I suck a jokes.




This is the beginning of a story arc of self-doubt and questions about society. I put them into daily themes.




That last panel is my favorite drawing of Gary ever.




I'm a sucker for eyes-up shots. It's like they're whispering worries to you over a fence line.




I have trouble with the fact we spend most of our lives working our asses off for green slips of paper.



I've read the bible cover to cover. You'd be amazed how many people don't understand their own beliefs.




Unfortunately it is.




Oh yeah! I forgot! I'm supposed to be funny! GEAR CHANGING COMMENCES!




I play with words even when it's not part of the story or gag.




I've always wanted to do this to a customer. Maybe then they'd shut up about computers.




Doctor Laura DOES have naked pictures on the internet! She also faked callers and audience members!




I used to hate people so much I'd come up with elaborate ways to make them feel like crap.




Dating story arc! What's weird is that Holly replaces the girl from the single panel comic who's also based on Holly!




My girlfriend (Holly) begged me to make comics with her in them. So I based/named the love interest after her.




If this was a true story, would you hate me?




I like panels that share a common background.




Enough humor nonsense! Let's hate life again!




I wish I did more two panels. The artwork is better and it gets right to the point.




It's a sun and a moon having sex in a puddle of their own juices. Not a lemon getting squeezed by pac-man.




I thank God for being different. I hate him for making me so lonely.




A magazine really really wanted to publish this one, but I thought it was my worst.




Nyuck, nyuck!




Instead of a micron pen I drew this one with a crow quill. It scanned awesome, but the original felt flakey.




I was thinking about joining the Sons of Norway. I'm not Norweigany enough for the Norweigan club.




I could go into depth about my feelings on pubes, but I think some things are better left unsaid.




If you felt like theirs something strangely wrong with this comic, it's probably the fact that they're floating.




Comics on not having comics! Weak!




My autobiographical run. Critics loved it. This pretty much inspired Soulless Me.




I was thinking about doing my entire life, but it wouldn't have such a ghostly sad feel.




I was an ugly little kid!




I loved those ducks When they were tiny I had them live in a plastic swimming pool under my bed.




I won't give her the satisfaction.




There was a lot more written to this comic, but it was just wasteful lead in to Soulless Me! GO READ IT NOW!!!